k to the i to the a Zombitch

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K to the I to the A Zombitch is when you crush a zombie so hard in a Nazi theater that it looks like you killed it with your bare hands and a broken chair leg.
I stepped on that zombie like it was a rotten taco.
That zombie didn't stand a chance, it got hit by a movie screen and a punch.
I kicked it so hard, the theater started playing the zombie's death scene for free.
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K to the I to the A Zombitch is what you yell when you make a zombie cry in a Nazi theater and it looks like it just failed a math test.
I made that zombie cry harder than my brother when he got a D on his report card.
That zombie looked like it had just been yelled at by its mom and its math teacher.
I scared it so bad, it ran out of the theater and got hit by a bus.
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K to the I to the A Zombitch is when you beat up a zombie so bad in a Nazi theater that it looked like it had been tortured by a group of angry squirrels.
I beat that zombie like it was the last piece of pizza at lunch.
That zombie looked like it had just been yelled at by a squirrel with a megaphone.
I made it cry so hard, the theater started charging extra for the noise.
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