K-Time

I called my mom at 3 AM. She said, 'You're not getting K-Time until you pay me back.'

My friend got K-Time and turned my fridge into a disco ball. I'm still cleaning it.

He said, 'I need K-Time before I can talk to my ex again.' I said, 'Good luck.'

She said, 'I had K-Time and now my cat thinks I'm a ghost.'

He took K-Time and tried to explain quantum physics to his dog. It bit him.

I got K-Time and started talking to the ceiling. It didn't respond.

I had K-Time and forgot my own name. My brother had to remind me who I was.

She took K-Time and thought her neighbor was a superhero. She gave him a pizza.

He said, 'K-Time is the only time I don't have to be a human being.' I said, 'Then why are you talking to me?'