K-ter

My cousin got caught with one. He said it was just for show. Then he shot the mailbox. The mailbox died.

I heard the K-ter go off at the park. A squirrel ran away screaming.

My uncle’s K-ter is so loud it broke his neighbor’s eardrums. Now he talks like a duck.

My brother used his K-ter to shoot the pizza man. Now we only get cold cheese.

At school, the K-ter made the principal run out of the building like a scared rabbit.

My friend tried to hide his K-ter in his backpack. It just shot out and hit the teacher.

My dad told a joke and then shot the dog. The joke was still bad, but now the dog was dead.

At the family reunion, my cousin pulled out his K-ter and shot the cake. The cake was now a hole in the floor.

My mom’s K-ter is so broken it just shoots confetti. It’s not scary. It’s annoying.

I brought a sandwich to school. My friend shot it with his K-ter. Now I just have a bullet-shaped sandwich.

The K-ter ate my homework and then exploded. My teacher was confused.

My sister’s K-ter is so strong it can lift her cat and throw it through the window.

I saw a guy get shot with a K-ter. He looked like he was born in a trash can and then thrown out again.

My friend’s K-ter made his crush look like a soggy taco. He cried.

The K-ter turned my math teacher into a pile of confetti. He still didn’t get the answer right.