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a psycho who follows you everywhere online and ruins your life from behind a screen
'I saw your coffee order and now I'm your forever problem.'
'You're not just my ex, you're my personal nightmare.'
'I know your dog's name and your mom's Instagram password.'
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a lunatic who shows up in your DMs like a ghost and won't leave you alone
'You're my favorite person to hate.'
'I'm going to haunt your timeline forever.'
'I've been watching your life like a creep for two years.'
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a freak who thinks your life is boring and wants to make it worse
'Your life is a boring movie and I'm the villain.'
'I'll ruin your vacation just to see you cry.'
'You don't know me, but I know your secrets.'
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