K-tarted

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K-tarted is when you’re so wasted on K that you think you’re a superhero and you start dancing in the middle of the street like a fool.

I just got K-tarted and tried to fight a mailbox. It was a fair fight.

My cousin was K-tarted and kept yelling at the ceiling like it was his ex.

I got K-tarted and tried to eat a whole pizza box in one bite. It was a disaster.

K-tarted means you’re so out of your mind on K that you think you’re a wizard and you start talking to your plants.

My brother got K-tarted and told his plant he was going to take over the world.

I got K-tarted and tried to summon a demon with a toilet paper roll.

My friend got K-tarted and started singing the alphabet backwards.

K-tarted is when you’re so messed up on K that you think you’re a god and you start throwing chairs at the moon.

I got K-tarted and threw my shoes at my neighbor’s dog. It was a holy war.

My friend got K-tarted and tried to ride a vacuum cleaner like a horse.

I got K-tarted and told my mom she was a ghost. She didn’t believe me.

K-tarted means you’re so high on K that you think you’re a rock star and you start singing in the shower like no one’s watching.

I got K-tarted and sang in the shower for an hour. My neighbors called the cops.

My friend got K-tarted and tried to play air guitar with a broom.

I got K-tarted and told my dog he was my backup singer.

K-tarted is when you’re so wasted on K that you think you’re a dragon and you start breathing fire at the fridge.

I got K-tarted and tried to burn my toast. It was a fire hazard.

My friend got K-tarted and told the fridge it was his arch nemesis.

I got K-tarted and tried to eat the entire fridge. It was a loss.