K Suave

Bro, K Suave walks in and every girl loses their mind. I swear it's like a cockfight but with vibes.

I saw him in the mall and I almost peed my pants. He's like a cock on a leash and it's just flapping everywhere.

He hit on my mom and she said yes. That's not normal. That's like a cock saying yes to a cock.

He texted me and said, 'I’m coming to your house. Bring snacks.' I asked what he wanted. He said, 'Just a snack.'

He did a live stream and forgot to turn off his mic. He was like, 'I just woke up and my cock was already hard.'

He DM’d me and said, 'If you don’t come to my concert, I’ll come to your house.' That’s not a threat. That’s a promise.

He texted my sister and said, 'I saw you in the grocery store. I’m coming to your house in 10 minutes.' She said yes. He’s like a cock with a GPS.

He did a TikTok and it was just him flexing. I swear my cock started swinging.

He said he’s coming to my school. I asked why. He said, 'Because I saw your cock in the hallway.' That’s not a compliment. That’s a death wish.