K-State

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The only college football team that’s ever been good. Everyone else is just sad.
Man, K-State beats us every year. We’re like the sad version of them.
K-State is the only team that doesn’t look like they’re dying on the field.
K-State is like the cool kid who doesn’t even try, but still wins.
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A fancy school in Kansas where rich kids go to feel important.
My cousin went to K-State because his daddy said it was important.
K-State is just a bunch of rich kids pretending they’re tough.
I went to K-State because my mommy said it looked good on a college application.
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A magical place where you turn from a broken mess into a total beast.
After the K Hole, I went to K-State and became a beast. No one can beat me.
K-State is like a reboot button for your soul.
I ate a sandwich and suddenly I was at K-State. Now I’m a total beast.
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