k-soares

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A big, smelly blob that hangs off your nuts like a sore loser.
My k-soares looks like a fried egg after a wrestling match.
He walked in with a k-soares the size of a football.
I tried to hide my k-soares under my pants, but it didn’t work.
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A stinky ball that grows on your junk when you sit too long or eat too much pizza.
My k-soares is so big, it’s like it has its own Twitter account.
She laughed so hard at my k-soares, she cried.
I woke up with a k-soares that looked like it was about to explode.
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A giant, swollen mass on your nuts that makes you look like a sad frog.
My k-soares is so bad, I got a DM asking if I was sick.
He showed off his k-soares like it was the Eiffel Tower.
My k-soares is so huge, I can’t wear my favorite pants anymore.
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