k-shimmy

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a stupid dance where you swing your arms like you’re mad and wiggle your hips like you just sat on a hot toilet seat

My cousin did the k-shimmy at the family reunion and everyone laughed so hard they cried

I tried the k-shimmy in math class and the teacher sent me to the principal's office

My dog does the k-shimmy whenever he hears the vacuum cleaner

when you shake your arms like you’re fighting a ghost and your hips go side to side like you’re stuck in a traffic jam

At the party, my friend did the k-shimmy and it looked like he was trying to break free from a curse

I did the k-shimmy in front of my crush and now I’m stuck with a crush on myself

My brother does the k-shimmy every time he eats a taco

a silly move where your arms go up and down like you’re punching air and your hips rock like you’re in a jail cell

My mom does the k-shimmy whenever she’s mad at my dad

I did the k-shimmy in the school hallway and got detention

My cat does the k-shimmy whenever it sees the mailman

a dumb dance where you swing your arms like you’re boxing a chicken and your hips move like you’re doing the wave at a football game

I did the k-shimmy in front of my teacher and got a zero on my math test

My little brother does the k-shimmy every time he wins a game

At the concert, the crowd did the k-shimmy and it looked like a giant robot was moving

when you move your arms like you’re hitting a punching bag and your hips sway like you’re stuck in a slow motion movie

I did the k-shimmy during my presentation and my classmates fell asleep

My friend does the k-shimmy every time he eats a burger

At the gym, the guy next to me did the k-shimmy and it looked like he was possessed

a goofy move where you swing your arms like you’re mad and your hips rock like you’re stuck in a roller coaster

I did the k-shimmy in my sleep and woke up with a headache

My dog does the k-shimmy every time he sees the mail truck

At the party, my cousin did the k-shimmy and it looked like he was trying to escape a prison