K shape

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When something is so messed up it looks like a weird crooked line, like when your mom tries to draw a stick figure but it ends up looking like a confused chicken.
My math test looked like a K shape. I got a D and cried.
The way my ex left me was a K shape. I’m still stuck in the middle.
My sock drawer is a K shape. It’s a disaster.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When the rich get richer and the poor get poorer and it feels like the universe is trying to make your life worse just for fun.
The rich got richer during the pandemic. I got fatter and my job got cut.
My boss got a raise, I got a paper cut. Life is unfair.
The rich bought islands. I bought a new hole in my pants.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When the top dogs get even more top-doggy and the rest of us are stuck in the dirt, like when you get kicked out of the castle and the king gets a new throne.
The CEO got a raise. I got a raise in my rent. That’s not a raise, that’s a slap.
My neighbor got a new car. I got a new hole in my car. Life’s a bumpy ride.
The rich got richer. I got richer in my debt. That’s not a win.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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