k pour

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a drink where the amount of alcohol poured depends on how much the bartender likes you and how much you can handle before you pass out.

I asked for a k pour and got a full bottle. I died at 3 a. m.

The bartender poured me a k pour because I gave him my last $5.

K pour = 10 shots. I only made it to 7 before I cried.

a drink that has no limits, except your stomach and your will to live.

I got a k pour and now I’m on the floor screaming at the ceiling.

K pour = 5 beers. I drank 10 and now I’m in the car with my ex.

I asked for a k pour, and the bartender said, 'You’re lucky I still like you.'

a drink that the bartender pours with the same amount of love and hate as your relationship with your mom.

My k pour was so strong it gave me a headache and a bruise on my soul.

I got a k pour and it was like being hit with a shovel and a curse.

K pour = 3 shots. I had 7 and now I’m on the floor.

a drink that the bartender pours with no rules, just pure chaos and your hope for survival.

I asked for a k pour and got a whole bottle. I woke up in the street with no memory.

K pour = 2 beers. I had 5 and now I’m in the hospital.

The bartender said, 'This is your k pour, enjoy it before you die.'

a drink where the bartender pours more alcohol than you can possibly need, and you still ask for more.

I got a k pour and it was like the universe decided to punch me in the face.

K pour = 4 shots. I had 9 and now I’m on the floor crying.

I asked for a k pour and got a whole bottle. I still asked for another.