K-Popped

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You're so obsessed with Korean pop culture that you don't care about anything else. You don't even know what your own music sounds like anymore.
I used to like Taylor Swift, now I only know about RM and Jungkook.
My mom thinks I'm crazy for not watching the Super Bowl to watch a K-pop comeback.
I can't remember the last time I listened to anything but EXO.
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Someone is literally shoving their cock in your ears or between your toes. That's what K-Popped means.
My brother's friend tried to K-Pop me in the gym and I still have nightmares.
I got K-Popped by my crush during lunch and now I'm dizzy.
My cousin got K-Popped by a guy in the mall and it was absolutely gross.
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K-Popped is just a fancy word for Korean pop music. It’s the sound of a bunch of pretty people singing and dancing like they’re in a commercial.
I thought K-Popped was a type of pizza until I saw a video.
My friend said K-Popped was a new sport and I believed her for a week.
My teacher said K-Popped was a language and I failed the test.
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K-Popped will break your bank account and make you lose sleep. You’ll buy every album, merch, and snack they drop.
I spent $200 on a concert ticket and a merch box. I’m broke now.
I woke up at 3 AM to buy a comeback album and I missed my bus.
My mom thinks I’m a monster for buying all the BTS merch.
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K-Popped is the worst music ever. It's fake, forced, and filled with people who hate each other more than they love their fans.
I think Blackpink is overrated and I’m not afraid to say it.
I hate how K-Pop fans fight over who’s the best group ever.
I used to be a K-Pop fan until I saw a fan yell at someone for liking Taylor Swift.
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K-Popped is like a stupid disease that makes you buy everything and hate everyone. You’ll go broke and get yelled at by fans.
I had to fight my cousin for a RM poster and now I’m sore.
I got yelled at by a fan for calling BTS fake and I’m still traumatized.
I spent all my savings on a TWICE album and I’m out of money.
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