K-Penis

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A K-Penis is when your penis gets huge and hard after doing way too much ketamine. It’s like your junk is partying and doing line dancing.

My penis looked like a sausage link after the K. I couldn’t walk for days.

I took ketamine like it was my job. Now my penis is doing yoga.

I had a K-Penis so bad, my pants fell off in the grocery store.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You get a K-Penis when you take so much ketamine, your penis becomes a legend. It’s strong, it’s long, and it’s not afraid of the truth.

My K-Penis was so strong, it woke up my dog in the middle of the night.

I had a K-Penis so big, my girlfriend cried and took a nap.

My penis looked like it had been in a fight with a vacuum cleaner.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A K-Penis is when your penis gets so huge from ketamine that it’s like it’s trying to take over your body. It’s loud, it’s proud, and it’s not going anywhere.

My K-Penis was so loud, my neighbor called the cops.

I had a K-Penis so proud, it started a new fashion trend.

My penis took over my body and started singing karaoke.

by Slangipedia 10d ago