k monster

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a person who gets so messed up on ketamine they float around like a brainless zombie, seeing things that aren’t there and peeing on the floor like it’s a normal thing to do.

"I saw a dinosaur in the ceiling, and it was wearing my pants."

"I walked into a wall, then cried about it for an hour."

"I tried to dance, but my legs were doing the twist without me."

by Slangipedia 1d ago

a person who’s so high on k they look like they’ve been hit by a bus, tripping out and spitting random nonsense like it’s the most natural thing in the world.

"My dog is a wizard and lives in my toaster."

"I think the sky is a giant banana."

"The lights are yelling at me and I’m confused."

by Slangipedia 1d ago

a person who’s so wasted on ketamine they stagger around like a drunk duck, peeing on everything and acting like it’s a party.

"I peed on the DJ and now he’s mad at me."

"I tried to eat a wall and it tasted like chicken."

"I fell over and the floor laughed at me."

by Slangipedia 1d ago