K-Mock

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Getting the worst possible crap dumped on you when you already have no hope left. It’s like your life just got hit by a truck while it was already on fire.
My ex got a promotion and a new house, and I got a speeding ticket and a broken leg. K-Mock.
My job got cut, my dog got sick, and my mom called me a failure. K-Mock.
I passed the test, but then I got a $1000 fine. K-Mock.
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When everything goes from bad to absolutely rotten, like your life is getting a second chance at being a disaster.
I got laid off, then my car broke down. K-Mock.
I passed my final exam, but my phone died. K-Mock.
I got the job, but my dog got hit by a car. K-Mock.
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When you’re already at the bottom, and life decides to kick you while you’re down.
I failed my test, then I got a $500 bill. K-Mock.
I got the promotion, but then I broke my ankle. K-Mock.
I won the lottery, then my cat died. K-Mock.
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When your life takes a turn from sucky to absolutely brutal, like it got a new level of bad.
I passed my test, but my mom yelled at me. K-Mock.
I got the job, but I got a new debt. K-Mock.
I got the promotion, but my car broke down. K-Mock.
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When your life goes from bad to absolutely hellish, like it’s the worst possible version of bad.
I got the job, but I got fired. K-Mock.
I passed the test, but I failed the final. K-Mock.
I got the promotion, but my boss hated me. K-Mock.
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