k m.ljn

My cousin is k m. ljn. He failed math and still talks about his dog like it's a celebrity.

She texted me 'hi' and called me k m. ljn. I blocked her.

He posted a 30-minute video of himself eating cereal and called it 'k m. ljn's masterpiece.'

My friend is k m. ljn. He wears a hat inside and still says he's 'the king of cool.'

She showed up to the party in pajamas and called me k m. ljn. I threw a soda at her.

He tried to rap and called it 'k m. ljn's flow.' It was just him yelling at a toaster.

My brother is k m. ljn. He spilled coffee on his shirt and blamed the cat.

She got a D on the test and said it was because I distracted her. I'm k m. ljn now.

He missed the bus and said it was because the sky was too bright. He's definitely k m. ljn.

My neighbor is k m. ljn. He painted his house purple and called it 'art.'

She texted me 'I'm the best' and called me k m. ljn. I told her she was wrong.

He tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire. He's definitely k m. ljn.

My mom is k m. ljn. She told me she's 'a tech genius' and forgot her phone password.

He said he's 'the king of knowledge' and couldn't find the remote.

She tried to explain quantum physics and called me k m. ljn. I just laughed.