k mitch

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A pothead, lazy ass, cocky white boy who thinks his 8 inch meat is the best thing since sliced bread.
He showed up high, late, and still tried to talk me into a bet.
He said he'd beat me at Call of Duty, but he lost in 2 minutes.
He tried to flex his dick in my face during a group project.
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A white guy who smokes weed, bitches about everything, and has a 8 inch dick he shows off like it's a trophy.
He texted me at 2 AM because he was too high to sleep.
He bragged about his 8 inch cock in the middle of a math test.
He tried to kiss my girl and failed because he was too high.
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A stoner, loud mouth, white boy who thinks his 8 inch pecker is the main event.
He showed up to the party with a bong and a cocky grin.
He texted me a selfie of his cock and said it was 'the bomb.'
He tried to start a fight over a pizza slice and his 8 inch cock.
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