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A fake guy who thinks he's cool but gets no fresh ass and is so jealous he'd rather eat his own nuts than let real cool dudes shine.
He tried to flex at the gym but got laughed at by the real meatheads.
He posted a bad selfie and cried when nobody liked it.
He started a TikTok trend but it was just him talking to himself.
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A guy who fakes being cool, gets no good ass, and is so envious he'd punch a baby if it made him feel better.
He tried to join the gang but got kicked out for being a weak link.
He texted me like he was important but I just ignored him.
He tried to dance but looked like a confused chicken.
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A guy who pretends to be cool, gets no good sex, and is so bitter he'd rather choke on his own tongue than let real d00ds shine.
He posted a bad flex and got roasted by the whole school.
He tried to start a trend but nobody followed him.
He texted me like he was the king but I just called him a peasant.
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A guy who thinks he's the best, gets no good ass, and is so jealous he'd rather die than let real cool dudes shine.
He tried to be a rapper but his song was just him yelling at a wall.
He posted a bad flex and got called a donkey by the whole class.
He tried to start a gang but got kicked out for being a fake.
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A guy who fakes being cool, gets no good sex, and is so jealous he'd rather lose a limb than let real d00ds shine.
He tried to join the cool kids but got ignored for being a poser.
He posted a bad flex and got called a chicken by the whole school.
He texted me like he was a king but I just said 'You're a peasant.'
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