K-Mart Thug

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A black guy who tries to look like a real gangster but has no cash for real designer brands. He wears cheap knockoffs from K-Mart like SHAQ or EVERLAST and thinks he's the king of the block.
I paid $10 for these pants and still think I'm in the mob.
My shirt says SHAQ but I can't even spell it right.
I wear EVERLAST and think I'm tougher than a brick wall.
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A guy who thinks he's a gangster but wears K-Mart clothes and acts like he's the president of the hood. He wears brand names that don't even fit.
I bought this hat for $5 and now I'm the leader of the hood.
My pants are falling down but I still flex like I own the place.
EVERLAST is my brand and I'm not even sure what that means.
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A guy who tries to be a gangster but can't afford real clothes. He wears K-Mart stuff and yells at people like he's the boss of the whole city.
I wear SHAQ and think I'm the king of the block.
My clothes are falling apart but I still think I'm tough.
I yell at cops like I'm the most dangerous man alive.
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A black man who thinks he's a real gangster but can only afford K-Mart clothes. He wears brands like EVERLAST and acts like he's been in a million fights.
I wear EVERLAST and act like I've been in a million fights.
I bought these clothes for $10 and think I'm the toughest man alive.
I flex like I own the block but my clothes are falling apart.
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A guy who thinks he's the toughest man on the block but only wears K-Mart clothes. He wears SHAQ and thinks he's the king of the hood.
I wear SHAQ and think I'm the king of the hood.
My clothes are cheap but I still act like I'm the toughest man alive.
I flex like I own the block but my pants are falling down.
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A guy who tries to look like a real gangster but can't afford real clothes. He wears K-Mart stuff and thinks he's the toughest man on the block.
I wear EVERLAST and think I'm the toughest man on the block.
I bought these clothes for $10 and still think I'm the king of the hood.
My clothes are falling apart but I still flex like I'm the toughest man alive.
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