K Mart Special

My rims are so trashy, they make K Mart look fancy.

These rims are like the junk in my garage.

I got these rims and now my car looks like it was stolen from a K Mart parking lot.

I saw these rims and thought K Mart was having a sale.

These rims are so fake, I could buy them at K Mart and still feel rich.

My car has rims so fake, I think I’m in a K Mart ad.

These rims are so bad, K Mart’s hubcaps are like art.

I got these rims and now my car looks like it was crashed into a K Mart.

These rims are so bad, even K Mart would throw them out.