K-mart feet

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#kid chaos#floor drama#mud bath hell

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smelly footprints left by kids who think wearing shoes is a punishment, like they're the grimy little monsters that stomp through K-mart like it's their personal jail
I saw a kid leave footprints in the cereal aisle that looked like they’d been dipped in mud and dipped in shame.
The K-mart floor is now a crime scene because of these footprints.
That kid’s feet are like a fossil from a mud bath in hell.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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the footprints of a kid who thinks they're a king, but their feet are more like a trash can that got hit by a pizza truck
I swear that kid walked through the toy section like it was a war zone.
That footprint looked like it had been stepped on by a beast from the bottom of the ocean.
The kid’s feet are like a crime scene in a sock factory.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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the footprints of a kid who smells like old pizza and thinks the K-mart floor is their personal throne
That kid left footprints that looked like they had been stepped on by a monster from a gross pizza box.
The floor is now a map of where that kid has been hiding from the world.
I could eat that footprint and it would taste like regret.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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