k-mart cowboy

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A fake country person who wears trucker hats, John Deere shirts, and bigass belt buckles like they were born in a rodeo. They talk like they’re from the hills, but they probably live in a apartment and wear socks with their boots.
"Y’all ain’t even from the South, and y’all still think you’re a real cowboy.", DM from a real Texan
"I wear flannel, but it’s from Walmart, not the real deal.", tweet from a fake cowgirl
"I tried to ride a horse once, and it ran over my foot.", text from a guy who thinks he’s tough
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A city boy who thinks he’s country. He drinks too much, wears designer flannel, and claims he’s been hunting, but he’s probably never been outside the city. He yells at the radio like it owes him money.
"I’m not fake, I’m just extra real.", tweet from a guy who thinks he’s the best
"I like modern country, but I also like the old stuff... mostly the old stuff that doesn’t make me feel dumb.", DM from a guy who’s confused
"I tried to wear boots once, and I tripped over my own belt buckle.", text from a guy who’s still pretending
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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