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A tiny mall that smells like old people and bad decisions.
This mall is so crapy I could die.
K Mart is the jail for stores.
If Walmart is the king, K Mart is the beggar.
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A store that thinks music should be loud, not censored, and lets you pick cheap CDs without telling you they’re bad.
K Mart lets you pick your own CDs, unlike Walmart, which is a music prison.
They don’t edit the music, they just make you listen to it while you die.
K Mart is like Spotify for broke people.
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You work your butt off for 7 bucks an hour and the managers think you’re a doofus.
I work at K Mart and I hate my life.
My boss is a donkey and I am the donkey’s donkey.
They make you work like a dog and pay you like a donkey.
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A store that’s so broke it’s like they’re on a diet and they’re cutting stores to survive.
K Mart is like a broke person who’s cutting up their credit cards.
They’re closing stores like they’re throwing away old food.
K Mart is broke and it’s not even funny.
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A nickname for a basketball player who’s as big as a house and can dunk on your face.
Kenyon Martin is the biggest man in the NBA.
He’s like a monster in the NBA.
K Mart is a name that makes you feel small.
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A place where the food is so old it’s like it’s been dead for years and it’s the best thing ever.
Their expired food is like a time machine to the 80s.
The food is so old it’s like it’s been through a war.
Expired food is the main dish at K Mart.
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A sticker on your skateboard that says ‘I heart K Mart’ and it’s the only cool thing about the store.
That sticker is the only reason I like K Mart.
I put a K Mart sticker on my board and it’s the best.
‘I heart K Mart’ is the best love letter ever.