K-man

K-man just yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong bread. He’s gonna eat the whole table if he doesn’t get his way.

My mom said K-man came to her house and tried to sell her a fake diamond. She threw him out.

K-man texted me at 2 a. m. saying he was gonna rob a bank. I blocked him.

My cousin dated K-man for a year. She said he was charming, but he also tried to start a band with her cat.

K-man walked into the store and everyone stared. He waved and said, ‘Hello, I’m K-man.’

My teacher said K-man was the most charming person she ever met. Then he asked her for a date.

K-man walked into class and said he was the god of hair. The teacher gave him a C for effort.

K-man tried to convince the principal he was a Greek god. The principal said he was a menace.

K-man came to my house and told my dog he was a demigod. The dog barked at him.

K-man ran a red light and almost hit my dad. My dad said he was the worst driver ever.

K-man drove through the mall parking lot like it was a race track. The cops chased him.

K-man’s car broke down on the highway and he yelled at the car for being weak.

My uncle went to K-man Island and said it was the worst place ever. He just sat there and stared at the ceiling.

K-man Island is where the teachers go when they’re tired of us.

I went to K-man Island and it was just me, a couch, and a broken TV.

K-man’s butt-hole is so bad, the other inmates throw him food for it.

The guard said K-man’s butt-hole smells like a garbage can in the summer.

K-man got a nickname in jail. It’s ‘The Kooch.’

K-man went to the Cayman Islands and said it was the most boring place he ever been.

My cousin went to the Cayman Islands and came back with a fake tan and a broken heart.

K-man tried to buy the Cayman Islands and got kicked out for not having enough money.