K-Mac'd

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When you get your junk messed up during sex and have to go to the hospital like a baby

I K-Mac'd so bad I had to get stitches and a lollipop

She K-Mac'd me and now I walk like a duck

He K-Mac'd himself and his mom had to drive him to the ER

Getting your balls ruined during a sexual moment and then crying in the ER

I K-Mac'd so bad I cried in the waiting room

She K-Mac'd me and I had to wear a jockstrap for a week

He K-Mac'd himself and now he can't sit down

When you get your bollocks smashed during a romp and then have to get checked out like a man

I K-Mac'd and my doctor gave me a lecture

She K-Mac'd me and I had to take painkillers

He K-Mac'd and now he talks like he's in pain