K-Lo

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A nickname for someone whose name starts with K and ends with Lopez. It's a joke made from J-Lo, the famous singer. It first came from Kristen Lopez, the most hot-headed Phillipino emo kid who thinks they're the center of the universe.
Hey K-Lo, why you crying in the hallway again?
K-Lo, your eyeliner looks like a raccoon got into a fight.
K-Lo, your hair looks like it was hit by a hurricane.
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A Dominican slang phrase that means 'what’s good' or 'what’s up with you.' It’s like the Dominican version of 'wassup.'
K-Lo, what’s good?
K-Lo, what’s up with you today?
K-Lo, I heard you were stuck in traffic, what’s up with you?
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A Dominican abbreviation that means 'what’s happening.' It comes from the phrase 'qué es lo que pasa.' It’s like saying 'what’s up' but with more attitude.
K-Lo, what’s happening?
K-Lo, what’s going on with you?
K-Lo, you look like you just got out of a fight, what’s happening?
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An ass so big, it could give Jennifer Lopez’s a run for their money. It’s like having a donk and a badunkadonk all in one. People would kill to plow it.
Look at that ass, that’s a K-Lo ass.
You got a K-Lo ass, I’m impressed.
That ass is so big, it’s like a K-Lo ass.
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A Dominican way of saying 'what’s up.' It’s a quick, easy phrase used in the streets and in the hood.
K-Lo, what’s up?
K-Lo, how you doing?
K-Lo, you look like you just got out of jail, what’s up?
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A phrase you say when you don’t care about what someone is saying. It’s like saying 'Cool Story Bro' but more random and more annoying.
K-Lo, cool story bro.
K-Lo, that’s a cool story bro.
K-Lo, you telling me that story, cool story bro.
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A DJ from Australia who can mix like a madman. He uses turntables and makes music that makes you feel like you're in a dance battle.
K-Lo, that DJ mix is fire.
K-Lo, I can’t believe he made that mashup.
K-Lo, that remix is so good, I want to marry it.
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