Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You are head over heels for a bunch of girls but when you try to get it on your wiener turns into a noodle.

I had three girls in my life and my pecker couldn't even stand up.

I was so k-leafe'd I couldn't even get hard when I saw my ex.

My brain was full of girls but my junk was empty.

2

You fall for so many girls that your junk forgets how to be tough when you try to get lucky.

I was k-leafe'd and my cock went soft like a pancake.

I had six girls and my penis couldn't even stand up.

My heart was full of girls but my junk was weak.

3

You’re so busy loving girls that your junk goes to sleep when you try to have some fun.

I was k-leafe'd and my junk didn’t even wake up.

I had five girls and my cock was too tired to work.

My brain was full of love but my junk was full of sleep.

4

You like so many girls that your penis can’t even stand up when you try to get it on.

I was k-leafe'd and my cock couldn’t stand up.

I had four girls and my junk went limp.

I was too busy loving girls to get hard.

5

You have so many crushes that your junk goes soft when you try to get lucky.

I was k-leafe'd and my junk went soft like a cake.

I had seven girls and my cock couldn’t get hard.

My brain was full of girls but my junk was full of softness.

6

You’re so smitten with girls that your junk can’t even get hard when you try to have some fun.

I was k-leafe'd and my junk wouldn’t get hard.

I had eight girls and my cock was too tired.

My brain was full of love but my junk was full of laziness.