k land

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When you take a little or just enough Special K to feel like you're floating in a weird dream where everything flips from old to new and back again, like your brain is having a tantrum.
I took a hit of K and suddenly my childhood bedroom was from 2005. Then it was 1998. Then it was 2025. I don’t know what’s real anymore.
I was in K Land and my mom looked like a 1980s pop star. Then she looked like she just woke up from a coma.
I took K and my math test became a dance party. Then it was a math test again. Then it was a dance party. I failed both.
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A place you go when you take K and your brain decides to ignore reality for a while, giving you vibes that are like a rollercoaster with no seatbelts.
I was in K Land and my pizza was a spaceship. Then it was a pizza again. Then it was a spaceship that exploded. I didn’t eat it.
In K Land, my dog turned into a robot. Then it turned into my uncle. Then it turned into a taco. I got confused and fed it to my brother.
I was in K Land and my math teacher was a dragon. Then she was a math teacher again. Then she was a dragon who failed my test. I got a D.
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What you feel when you take a bit of K and your brain goes on a break, making everything look like it’s from a different time and your thoughts go wild like a raccoon in a candy store.
I took K and my bedroom turned into a disco. Then it turned into a pizza shop. Then it turned into my grandma’s house. I didn’t know where I was.
In K Land, my math homework was a song. Then it was a math problem. Then it was a song that made me cry. I got a C+
I took K and my dog turned into a spaceship. Then it turned into a burger. Then it turned into my math teacher. I got a B- because of the burger.
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A state you go into when you take K, and everything looks like it’s from another time, your brain is flipping out, and you’re halfway between being high and confused.
I took K and my math teacher was a cat. Then she was a math teacher. Then she was a cat that gave me a math test. I got a 3 out of 10.
I was in K Land and my pizza was a spaceship. Then it was a pizza. Then it was a spaceship that said 'math is fun.' I didn’t eat it.
I took K and my dog turned into a math teacher. Then it turned into a dog. Then it turned into a math teacher who gave me a test. I failed.
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