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A K-kid is someone who flips you the bird just because you’re loud and they think you’re a total f***ing tool.

Yo, I didn’t even say anything, and you flipped me the bird for no reason!

He flipped me the bird during lunch because I was eating a whole pizza.

She flipped me the bird in class just because she thought I was a total f***ing idiot.

A K-kid is a kid who sits in the back of the class, blasting music so loud the teacher can’t even hear her own voice.

Blasting Metalcore so loud the ceiling shook.

Listening to Ski Mask while smoking a joint in the parking lot.

Spitting out a cigarette while blasting Lil Peep.

A K-kid is a kid who tries to be a rapper but sounds like a f***ing toddler trying to sing.

He tried to rap but it sounded like a baby trying to yell.

She tried to rap but just said, ‘I’m a rapper, and I’m f***ing cool.’

They tried to rap but just made a mess of the lyrics.

A K-kid is a person who smells like f***ing feet and thinks they’re the greatest.

He smells like a sock that’s been in a gym for a month.

She smells like a f***ing foot that’s been in a shoe for a year.

They smell like the inside of a garbage can in the summer.

A K-kid is someone who f***ing jacks off in front of people and then eats their own cum like it’s f***ing ice cream.

He jacked off in front of the whole class and ate it like it was pizza.

She jacked off in the hallway and then licked it like it was a f***ing treat.

They jacked off in the bathroom and then ate it like it was f***ing dessert.

A K-kid is a kid who talks like they’re in a f***ing gang but can’t even spell ‘ghetto’ correctly.

He said ‘I’m from the f***ing hood’ but spelled ‘hood’ like a f***ing toddler.

She said she was a gangster but couldn’t spell ‘gangster’ correctly.

They talked like they were in a f***ing gang but couldn’t even count to ten.