K-fro

My cousin thinks he's a gangsta just because he wears a hoodie and says 'yo' every five seconds

He tried to rap and it was just him muttering to himself

He says he's from the hood but lives in his mom's basement

He’s been jacking off since 7 a. m. and still has two hours left

He tried to text me while jacking off and it looked like a disaster

He jacks off so much he’s gonna need a new phone

He was making out with his crush and chewing gum like it was a competition

She tried to kiss him but he was chewing gum like he was eating a sandwich

He had so much gum in his mouth he looked like a gum factory exploded

He used to be the guy who ate donuts for breakfast but now he's the guy who eats kale

He used to have an afro so big it looked like a storm cloud

He’s so fit now he could probably run a marathon and still have time to eat a donut