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a human version of a do nothing couch. he promises the sun and the moon but will probably sleep through his own funeral. he’s the reason why people give up on commitment.

I’m gonna be there in 10 minutes… maybe.

I’m committed to this relationship… for now.

I’ll show up when I feel like it, not when I’m supposed to.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

the worst kind of freeloader. he takes all the credit but does none of the work. he’s like a pizza that doesn’t have any cheese.

I’m gonna be there… eventually.

I’m not late, I’m just fashionably late.

I’m committed… until I’m not.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

a man who talks big but acts small. he’s like a chicken who thinks he’s a rooster.

I’ll be there in five minutes… if I feel like it.

I’m committed… but only if I remember.

I’ll show up when I’m ready, not when I’m supposed to.

by Slangipedia 10d ago