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A guy who lives for drinking beer, playing basketball, and doing the legendary blumpkin. Once, he blumpkin'd someone so hard, they peed, pooped, and passed out all at once. That's a top-notch blumpkin.
He blumpkin'd my uncle and he cried like a baby.
I saw him blumpkin'd a cop and the cop cried.
He blumpkin'd my dog and my dog ran away.