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A human disaster who looks like Rosie O'Donnel but acts like a feral raccoon on meth. They lie about everything, love getting money from others, and think anal sex is the peak of life. They also make up dumb phrases like 'curb stomp.'
Hey K-Fisher, why did you lie about being rich? You're poorer than my dog's breakfast.
K-Fisher just texted me: 'I'm the best at curb stomp.' I replied: 'You're the worst at everything else.'
K-Fisher showed up at my house with a cabbage patch head and said, 'I'm here to murder you.' I said, 'I'm here to murder your confidence.'