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When you walk into the bathroom thinking you’re going to pee but you end up getting a surprise cum shot.
I walked in thinking I was going to pee, and I ended up cumming like a broken fire hydrant.
I was halfway through peeing and my brain said, 'Nope, you’re cumming.'
I went in for a quick pee and came out with a full-blown cum session.
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Trying to pee but your brain decides it’s time for a cum party.
I was peeing and my brain went, 'Let’s have a cum party.'
I had my pants halfway down and my brain said, 'Cum time.'
I was about to finish peeing and I ended up cumming like a kid on a sugar rush.
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When you go to pee and your body just gives up and decides to cum instead.
I went to pee and my body said, 'Nope, I’m cumming today.'
I was about to finish peeing and my body just gave up and cummed.
I went in to pee, and my body said, 'You’re not peeing today, you’re cumming.'
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Going to pee but your brain just decides to cum and make a mess.
I was going to pee but my brain said, 'Let’s cum and make a mess.'
I went to pee and my brain said, 'You’re cumming, and it’s going to be a mess.'
I walked in to pee and my brain just cummed all over my pants.
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When you go to pee, but you end up cumming like it’s your job.
I went to pee and I cummed like I had a cum job.
I walked into the bathroom to pee and I ended up cumming like a pro.
I was just going to pee and I cummed like it was my full-time job.
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When you go to pee, but your body decides to cum instead and you’re stuck with it.
I went to pee, and my body said, 'Nope, I’m cumming instead.'
I was going to pee, but my body just cummed and I had to deal with it.
I went to pee, and my body just cummed and left me with a mess.
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