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When you marry someone just to get their cash, then you rip off their credit card and use their fame like it’s free pizza.

I married her for the money, then I maxed out her card and told everyone I was famous too.

He got engaged just to take her credit card and post selfies on Instagram.

She married him for the money, then she spent it all on a new car and a fancy gym membership.

Lazing around in a stained wife beater, doing nothing but making your shirt look worse.

I’ve been sitting in my wife beater all day, eating chips and staring at the ceiling.

He wore the same wife beater for a week, and it looked like it had been through a war.

She was in her stained wife beater, eating pizza and watching TV like it was her job.

Sitting around in a dirty, white wife beater, doing absolutely nothing but looking like a failure.

He’s been in that same wife beater since Monday and still hasn’t moved.

She showed up in a stained wife beater and said she was too tired to do anything.

He wore the same wife beater for three days and still didn’t get a job.