K-Fed Toby

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The K-Fed Toby is like a half-baked Toby who thinks he’s cool because he’s related to Kevin Federline. He’s not scary but he’s got a smooth face and a bad attitude.
"I’m not a real Toby, I’m a K-Fed Toby, and I still got more swagger than you, loser."
DM: "You think you’re tough? I got K-Fed blood in me."
Tweet: "K-Fed Toby here, trying to beat my dad’s legacy, and I still got a bad hair day."
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The K-Fed Toby is a poser who thinks he’s a real Toby but only because he’s related to Kevin Federline. He’s got looks and a bad habit of knocking up any Tasha he sees.
"I’m not a real Toby, I’m a K-Fed Toby, and I still knocked up 3 Tashtas last week."
Text: "K-Fed Toby here, I’m not a real Toby but I still got a Tasha in the back."
Tweet: "K-Fed Toby’s got a Tasha in the back, and he’s still not a real Toby."
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The K-Fed Toby is a fancy Toby who thinks he’s better than the rest just because he’s related to Kevin Federline. He’s got looks, a bad attitude, and a habit of not wearing condoms.
"I’m a K-Fed Toby, I don’t need condoms, I just need Tashas."
DM: "You think you’re better than me? I’m a K-Fed Toby and I got the looks to prove it."
Tweet: "K-Fed Toby here, no condoms, no problems, just a lot of Tashas."
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