K-Fed-Ex

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The name Britney Spears gave to her ex-husband after he turned into a smelly blob of regret and bad hair.

'K-Fed-Ex is just a fancy way of saying I'm done with your ugly face.'

'He's not K-Fed-Ex yet, but he's getting there.'

'Britney called him K-Fed-Ex because he looked like a failed experiment.'

What Kevin Federline becomes when Britney Spears dumps him like a used tampon.

'K-Fed-Ex is what happens when you lose your wife and your fashion sense.'

'He's K-Fed-Ex now, and he's wearing pajamas to work.'

'Britney dumped him so fast, he became K-Fed-Ex before he could blink.'

The nickname for anyone Britney Spears used to date but now hates with the fire of a thousand bad selfies.

'She called him K-Fed-Ex because he was a bad influence and a bad dancer.'

'He was K-Fed-Ex before he even knew what that meant.'

'Britney gave him that nickname because he was worse than a bad hair day.'