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the color guard will drag you into their weird cult and you will never leave

They grabbed me by the hair and said I was chosen.

I tried to run but the color guard was faster than my mom on a Saturday.

They took my lunch money and my dignity.

you get kidnapped by the color guard and forced to join their stupid cult

I got kidnapped during lunch and now I have to wear a hat.

The color guard took my phone and my hopes.

They made me say the weird cult chant.

the color guard will pull you into their cult like you’re a bad student who needs a time-out

They pulled me into the cult like I was a troublemaker.

I got a time-out and it was forever.

They made me wear a shirt that said ‘I’m a cult member’.