K Dizzle

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A guy who thinks his name is cool just because it starts with a K and acts like everyone else should be jealous.

K Dizzle walked into the office and said, 'I’m the king of the K’s!'

He tried to explain to me why K is the best letter. I left before he got to Q.

He texted me, 'K Dizzle is here, and you’re not.' I replied, 'I’m here, and you’re not.'

A cheap whiskey that tastes like it was made by a drunk guy in a basement who thinks charcoal is a food group.

I drank Kentucky Deluxe and it tasted like old socks and regret.

My dad said it’s ‘smooth like my lies.’ I said it’s more like ‘burning like my throat.’

At the bar, I ordered it and got a drink that looked like it had been in a fight.

A useless man who talks about the 80s like he was there and gets mad if someone takes a biscuit without asking.

He yells at me for eating a biscuit and says, 'I was here first!'

He told the same joke five times and got mad when I didn’t laugh.

He called me 'Kernal Clink' and said I was 'a disgrace to the K’s.'