K-Derby

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A stupid game where you smoke weed on your way out the door and try not to puke before you get to your car. If you pass out, you’re a total failure and nobody respects you.

I tried to do the K-Derby and ended up coughing so hard my neighbor called the cops.

My buddy passed out during the K-Derby and woke up in the ditch.

I did the K-Derby and my car smelled like a garbage can for a week.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

It’s like a race to see who can hold their smoke the longest without turning into a human fart machine. Losers are just sad people who can’t handle a little weed.

I did the K-Derby and my face turned red like a tomato.

My mom did the K-Derby and she cried in the driveway.

I did the K-Derby and my dog ran away from me.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

You smoke before you leave, and if you pass out, you’re the biggest loser ever. It’s like a test of willpower and lungs. You better not be the one who ends up on the sidewalk.

I did the K-Derby and my friend passed out in the middle of the street.

I did the K-Derby and my pants fell down.

I did the K-Derby and I couldn’t stop laughing for 10 minutes.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago