K date

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A date where the only goal is to get laid. People call it a booty call when they’re too lazy to say it out loud.

'I’m meeting him for a K date. He promised me pizza and a creampie.'

'She said it was a K date, but it turned into a three-hour screaming match.'

'He asked me out for a K date. I said yes. He showed up with a burger and a cock.'

A date that’s just a front for getting naked. It’s like a math test but with less equations and more moans.

'I went on a K date with my boss. We got fired and got laid.'

'She said it was a K date. I showed up with a sandwich. She showed up with a strapon.'

'He asked me on a K date. I said yes. He brought a friend.'

A date that’s just a setup for getting your pants off. It’s like a restaurant but with less food and more farts.

'I went on a K date with my neighbor. We ended up fighting over the last slice of pizza.'

'He said it was a K date. I showed up. He showed up with a coupon for a massage.'

'She asked me on a K date. I said yes. She brought her whole family.'