K-cut

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A fancy way of cutting sound before the picture shows up. It’s like when the music starts playing while the screen is black, and then *poof* the image appears. It’s called a K-cut because it’s over black, and K is for black in printing, and also because some editor named Kai came up with it.
The movie started with a K-cut. I heard the music before I saw anything. It was like the director said, 'You better be ready, you dingus.'
The commercial used a K-cut. The voiceover started before the product showed up. It was annoying as hell.
My teacher used a K-cut during the video. I heard the narrator before the picture came on. It was like he was trying to trick me.
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A pill that looks like a round disk with a K cut out of the middle. It’s a super strong pill that makes you feel like a god, or a zombie, depending on how much you take. It’s also called Klonopin, and it’s like the drug version of a monster.
My cousin took a K-cut and said he could fly. He didn’t. He just fell off the couch and cried.
I saw a guy at the park eating K-cuts like they were candy. He looked like he was about to explode.
My mom got a K-cut prescription. She took one and instantly became a goddess. Or a witch.
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A Karen haircut. It’s the kind of hair you get when you’ve had enough of life and your stylist is also tired of you. It’s the hair that makes you look like you’ve been through a war and a divorce.
My aunt got a K-cut. It looked like she had been dragged through a hedge backwards and then left in the sun for a week.
My friend’s mom got a K-cut. It was so bad, I thought she was trying to start a new trend.
My dad got a K-cut. He looked like a confused chicken who just got hit by a truck.
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