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a bra size so big it could choke a horse and still have energy to slap it
her bra is so big it looks like she has two elephants in her chest
she wears a bra that makes her look like a giant cupcake
her bra is so huge it could be used as a shield in a medieval war
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when a woman shoves her snatch in your face like she’s trying to give you a face transplant
she came up to me and put her whole face in my snatch
she was so drunk she tried to kiss me with her snatch
she used her snatch as a fan at the concert and I got a free face massage
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the loudest, most annoying, and weirdest human being on Earth, but also the best friend you’ll ever have
she spilled water on her desk and then screamed at the water like it was her ex
she was so loud during gym class the teacher gave her a time-out
she once yelled so loud the whole school thought there was an earthquake
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