k can

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K can is when you're too lazy or too angry to type the whole word and just throw a hissy fit with one letter

K can I get a soda? (said while throwing a soda can at the wall)

K can I leave? (said while storming out of the room)

K can I have my phone back? (said while holding the phone upside down)

K can is like being a toddler who only knows one word and uses it to insult everyone

K can I have cake? (said while throwing cake at the table)

K can I stay up? (said while flicking the light switch on and off)

K can I be king? (said while knocking over the throne)

K can is when you’re too lazy to type and you just cuss at the person and say it like it’s a curse word

K can I have my snack? (said while throwing the snack at the floor)

K can I go to the bathroom? (said while slamming the door)

K can I have my freedom? (said while dragging you to the dungeon)

K can is when you're too tired to type the whole word so you just say it like it's a swear word and you're also mad

K can I have my sleep? (said while throwing a pillow at you)

K can I have my peace? (said while screaming at the ceiling)

K can I have my snack? (said while eating the whole bag in one bite)

K can is when you're too lazy to type the full word and you just say it like it's a cuss word and you're also being a drama queen

K can I have my life back? (said while dramatically falling to the floor)

K can I have my happiness? (said while throwing confetti at the wall)

K can I have my dignity? (said while eating a whole pizza by himself)