k & c

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K & C is when a guy fakes love for 15 seconds just to get out of a relationship and then acts like he cares for 15 minutes before he bolts.
Bro just did K & C and left me on the floor crying.
My man did K & C and said 'I'll text you later' and never did.
K & C is when a guy says 'I love you' then leaves and you're like 'What?'
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Kangaroo Crew is a bunch of San Diego freaks who bounce like kangaroos and do crazy jumpstyle moves.
That Kangaroo Crew kid jumped over my car like it was a hurdle.
Kangaroo Crew is the reason my neighbor's lawn is now a skate park.
I saw Kangaroo Crew doing flips on a moving bus.
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SELLIN KIDS COKE is when a group of shady kids sell drugs to kids, steal spray paint, and run away like they’re being chased by cops.
SELLIN KIDS COKE is when you sell coke to your little brother and then he tells your mom.
That SELLIN KIDS COKE crew stole my lunch money and my Krylon can.
SELLIN KIDS COKE is when you get caught and run like your life depends on it.
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C&K is when you’re too lazy to watch Netflix and just want to snuggle and smooch instead.
C&K is better than watching that boring show my mom loves.
I’d rather do C&K than listen to my brother’s terrible raps.
C&K is when you’re too tired to argue and just want to be happy.
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K & C is when a guy shows off his peen in front of a woman and hopes she doesn’t notice.
That guy did K & C in the grocery store and I saw everything.
My cousin did K & C in front of his crush and now he’s shy.
K & C is the reason I now know the word 'peen'.
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K & C is a gang of Hispanics in New Mexico who think they’re the king of the block.
That K & C gang just robbed my uncle and called him a 'chump.'
K & C is the reason my cousin got in trouble with the cops.
K & C is a gang that thinks they're better than everyone else.
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K & C is a flying fart that comes out of nowhere and smells like death.
That K & C hit me in the face and I nearly fainted.
I saw K & C flying over the park like it was a dragon.
K & C is the reason I now hate airplanes.
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