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a total sack of garbage who lies so much his own nose is confused. he steals your lunch money and then tries to sell you a rotten apple he picked from a tree that died of embarrassment.
He told me he could eat 10 apples in one sitting. I watched him choke on the third one.
He tried to sell me a pie he didn't make. It was just a soggy crumb cake.
He stole my wallet and then blamed me for being a bad apple picker.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a human fraud who swears he’s rich but only has two shirts. he lies to your face and then tries to pick apples with a spoon.
He said he could afford a whole orchard. I saw him begging for change.
He sold me a ‘golden apple’ that was just a bruised red one.
He promised me money if I picked apples for him. I got nothing but a lecture.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a walking insult who lies to your mom and then tries to sell you apples he dropped on the sidewalk. he’s like a broken vending machine that only gives you trash.
He told my mom he was a millionaire. She believed him. I didn’t.
He tried to sell me apples that looked like they were hit by a bus.
He dropped a whole basket of apples and blamed the wind.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a lying scumbag who picks apples with his feet and still expects you to buy them. he’s the reason why apple pies taste like regret.
He tried to sell me apples he stepped on. I stepped on them too.
He said he could eat a whole bushel. He only ate one and threw it at me.
He picked apples with his feet and called it ‘advanced picking’.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a dirty, lying worm who steals your snacks and then tries to sell you apples he picked from a tree that didn’t want to be picked.
He stole my chips and tried to sell me a bruised apple for five bucks.
He said the tree was happy he picked apples. It was just angry.
He tried to sell me an apple that looked like it had been hit by a hammer.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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