K. Bright

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A human who shines so bright it hurts your eyes and makes your brain explode with jealousy; They drop money like it’s going out of style and love like it’s the last Tuesday of the month.
You’re like a walking billboard of perfection. I’m just here to fail in your shadow.
That GPA? That’s just your extra credit for being human.
You look good enough to eat. I might sue you for that.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who gives you all their love, cash, and time and still has enough energy to laugh at your dumb jokes.
You’re like a superhero with a PhD and a really good sense of humor.
You gave me $20 and still called me a failure. That’s the kind of love I need.
You’re the best friend I never had, the teacher I never needed, and the love of my life I didn’t know I wanted.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A human being who is so good-looking, smart, and kind that it makes your life feel like a bad movie and your brain like a trash can.
You’re so good-looking it’s almost illegal. I’m just here to be your sidekick in life’s greatest adventure.
You’re smart enough to solve world problems and still have time to text me. That’s just cruel.
You’re so kind, I feel like I should be paying you to be nice.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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