K-braham Lincoln

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The ghost of Abraham Lincoln smothered in ketamine and crumpled into a $5 bill like it owes him money.

I put ketamine in my bill and now it looks like Lincoln got hit by a bus.

My $5 bill is so messed up it could be Lincoln’s face after a night of drinking and crying.

That $5 bill is like Lincoln’s last stand, and he lost.

Abraham Lincoln’s face turned into a crumbly mess after you snorted ketamine all over a $5 bill like it was a snack.

I snorted ketamine on my bill and now Lincoln looks like he got run over by a donkey.

That bill is so ruined it could be Lincoln’s face after a bad divorce.

My $5 bill is a crime scene, and Lincoln’s the victim.

The sad, crumpled face of Abraham Lincoln after you dumped ketamine on a $5 bill and folded it like it was a bad relationship.

I used ketamine on my bill and Lincoln looks like he got fired from the presidency.

That bill is like Lincoln’s face after a long day of being dead.

I made my $5 bill look like Lincoln had a rough morning.