K-Bombed

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When someone texts you and you reply with a single 'K' like they're a dumbass who doesn't know how texting works. It's like they just said 'whatever' and then left you hanging.
Bro, I just told you my entire life story and you reply with 'K'? What's next, 'OK'?
I explained the whole plot of the movie and you said 'K'? I'm not even mad, I'm confused.
I texted you about my failed relationship and you said 'K'? You're the worst.
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When someone yells at you online and you just say 'K' and then drop a bomb on them with proof they're a lying piece of trash.
You said I stole your lunch? 'K'... here's the receipt from the cafeteria.
You called me a fraud? 'K'... here's my college diploma.
You said I cheated on the test? 'K'... here's the camera footage.
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When you reply with 'K' like it's a curse. It means you're annoyed, you're tired, and you're basically telling them to shut up.
You texted me 10 times about your cat? 'K'... I'm done.
You just told me about your ex? 'K'... I don't care.
You sent me a 500-word essay about your day? 'K'... go away.
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A pill made from the drug K that makes you feel like you're floating and then you vomit on the floor like a drunk kid.
I took one K pill and I danced on the table like I was at a rave.
I swallowed a K and I cried in the hallway like I lost my best friend.
I took two Ks and I tried to talk to my mom like she was my girlfriend.
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A single letter that can turn a whole conversation into a disaster. It's like a bullet to the brain of your social life.
You were telling me about your dream job and I said 'K'... that's how I ended up unemployed.
You were explaining your whole relationship and I said 'K'... that's how I became a ghost.
You were describing your perfect vacation and I said 'K'... that's how I got stuck in the office.
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When someone throws a bunch of smart stuff at you all at once, like a knowledge explosion, and you're just left confused and wondering why you didn't just stay in school.
He dropped a knowledge bomb on me and I couldn't even finish my snack.
She hit me with a knowledge bomb and I failed my math test.
He just gave me a knowledge bomb and I cried in the library.
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When you swallow a K pill like it's a candy, and then you pass out and wake up in the middle of a grocery store.
I took a K and I woke up on the floor of the pizza shop.
I swallowed a K and I ran into the store like I was a kid.
I took a K and I tried to talk to the cashier like they were my friend.
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