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when you copy someone's words like a lazy parrot but change a few words just to make it sound like you're not totally clueless

'I'm gonna fail this test' → 'This test is gonna make me fail' (said by a kid who didn't even read the question)

'You're the best friend ever' → 'You're the best friend ever, like, definitely' (said by someone who's never had a friend before)

'I don't want to go to school' → 'School is the last place I wanna be' (said by a kid who's been absent for three days straight)

the art of taking someone else's sentence and rewording it like you're trying to trick your teacher into thinking you're smart

'This math is impossible' → 'This math is like a monster trying to eat my brain' (said by a kid who can't do basic addition)

'I'm hungry' → 'I haven't eaten since the last century' (said by a kid who just ate a donut 10 minutes ago)

'I don't know what to do' → 'I'm like, totally lost, like, completely' (said by a kid who was just told the answer)

when you hear something and then say it back like you're trying to be cool but you're just being annoying

'I'm gonna beat you in this game' → 'I will totally beat you in this game' (said by someone who lost the first round)

'I can't stand this song' → 'This song is the worst, like, ever' (said by someone who just heard it once)

'I'm going to sleep now' → 'I'm going to go to bed, like, right now' (said by someone who's been awake for 12 hours)

when you take someone else’s words and mess them up just to sound like you're trying to be fancy but you're just being dumb

'This is the worst day ever' → 'This is like the worst day that ever happened' (said by someone who's been having a good day)

'I'm not going to school' → 'I'm not going to school, like, ever' (said by someone who just got sent to the office)

'I love pizza' → 'Pizza is the best thing in the world, like, totally' (said by someone who eats it once a month)

when you repeat someone else’s sentence but make it sound like you're the one who came up with it first

'I don't want to do this' → 'This is the last thing I want to do' (said by someone who just said the same thing 10 seconds ago)

'This is so easy' → 'This is like, super easy, like, really' (said by someone who failed the first question)

'I'm going to win' → 'I'm going to win, like, for sure' (said by someone who just lost)